Thursday, March 01, 2007
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROUND!heyhey! todays a very tragic day indeed, it is the day where God decided to put a curse upon earth because he simply felt like torturing plebes, so, he came up with the best curse and torture of them all...
inside mrs Soong's womb, her deformed fetus kicked and punched her tummy. she cringed in pain, as the bald hairles parasite sent another powerful stomp, and starting with mrs Soong, this terror called 'sulin' came into the earth, and started killing us off slowly with her stupidity and uglyness one by one, slowly, yet efficiently.
she grew, and grew, and on her 16th birthday, she decided to set a curse upon eatch and kill everything!
so, she hired her services at hotel 82, where boytoys and unfilial husabnds paraded one by one into her room, coming out with smiles of satisfaction, and the thought of recommending her to their friends. she entertained so many of them, but little did they know that she had so many STD'S! so in no time, the std's started by sulin spread around the whole world, and killed off the entire male population. without the males, the females all died too, and sadly, that was how God sent sulin to destroy the entire universe.
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anyways, heres to sulin and all her retardness, cheerfulness, bubbly personality, & the genius brain trapped inside that thick round skull of hers. you mean so much to me round, thank you for everything, from putting a smile on my face daily, and driving me insane with your silly sense of humour and your profusely round head which threatens to be bent into a rectangle all the time. you're always so close to my heart, and when i look at you, i see my happiness radiating around your aura, and love that swells deep within my heart (:
round & red foreva!
